Gift Cards

  • An oscillating fan in a warm-lit room with a sofa and a small table in the background.

    Fans Only

    Your sneaky link deserves your best hair.

  • A man wearing glasses, a black beanie, and a dark jacket holding a sign that says 'SHIT HOLE' with three upward arrows in front of Trump Tower.

    Republican Repellent

    Bangs automatically included.

  • Five shot glasses filled with colorful drinks, lined up on a dark bar counter, with a neon sign that says 'Good Vibes Only' in purple lighting in the background.

    Malört Proof

    Because the morning-after should look effortless.

  • A birthday cake with lit candles spelling out 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' in colorful letters.

    Everyday is Your Birthday

    Hot people don’t wait for birthdays.

  • A fit woman in workout clothing boxing training in a gym, standing between punching bags with arms outstretched, looking intensely at the camera.

    Revenge Bod

    For when you need to look accidentally irresistible.

  • Fingers with rainbow-colored letters spelling 'LGBTQIA+' painted on each fingernail.

    Queer-do's

    Your Hair, But More Gayer

  • A small red and yellow frog sitting on a dark, wet surface in a natural environment.

    Poison Dart Frog

    Hair that says, “don’t fucking talk to me”

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